sam. 21. california.

lover of all things music and fandom and anything else funny, amusing, cringe-worthy, thought provoking or inspiring.

 

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

jumpyhyliannetop:

itsmydarkesthour:

hippies-like-us:

kuneria:

Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known.

Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling at people.

PRIVATE WHY ARE YOU NOT SMILING IF YOU DON’T LOVE YOURSELF WITHIN THE NEXT 3 SECONDS YOU ARE GOING TO DROP AND GIVE ME 50

(Source: kunerias-huge-dick)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

hopeless-dreamer00:

reschultzed:

so i blinked that many times but nothing happened. is something supposed to happen?

nobody tell 

hopeless-dreamer00:

reschultzed:

so i blinked that many times but nothing happened. is something supposed to happen?

nobody tell 

lovelylukeylovesme:

Every society needs heroes. And every society has them. The reason we don’t often see them is because we don’t bother to look. x

lovelylukeylovesme:

Every society needs heroes. And every society has them. The reason we don’t often see them is because we don’t bother to look. x