sam. 21. california.

lover of all things music and fandom and anything else funny, amusing, cringe-worthy, thought provoking or inspiring.

 

“Was it difficult for you as the second season began to be on the sidelines for several episodes?”

(Source: isobelstevenz)

dinojay:

skolita:

samdesantis:

awwww-cute:

Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

You mean teddy bear this is litERALLY A GIANT TEDDY BEAR

AHHHH HOLY SHIT IT’S A REAL-LIFE ARCANINE 

dinojay:

skolita:

samdesantis:

awwww-cute:

Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

You mean teddy bear this is litERALLY A GIANT TEDDY BEAR

AHHHH HOLY SHIT IT’S A REAL-LIFE ARCANINE 

one-handsome-devil:

So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.

yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

(Source: suribot)

pantspantspantspantspants:

unabating:

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

Leave

(Source: unabating)

skeletonb0ne:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

I work in Tesco on those machines and this is all I here all day, they go so slowwww

neptunain:

reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage

sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’