sam. 21. california.
lover of all things music and fandom and anything else funny, amusing, cringe-worthy, thought provoking or inspiring.
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run
pizza guy: *picks up phone*
pizza guy: hi thanks for calling what would you like?
ellen: yeah i'd like to get about four large cheese pizzas please
pizza guy: delivery or pick-up?
pizza guy: and where would you like them to be delivered?
ellen: the oscars
pizza guy: the fuck u mean